Or maybe he’s not impressed with his own. Whatever. Happy Halloween to all the ghouls, goblins, beasties, nurses, kumquats, devils, ketchup bottles, pirates, ghosts, angels, purple princesses, firemen, spidermen, batmen, cat women, giant strawberries, fairies, roaring twenties flappers, wood sprites in hooker shoes, and, of course, the Great Pumpkins.

May you all forever grasp onto your sense of  wonder and childish delight, this night and every night after.